LOL TOTALLY!

kk so i got this text from my friend Breanna....

OMG.. the cops found this body that has a messed up face, crooked teeth, unclean hair, and is just plain ugly... i was just calling to make sure you were ok! i jkn... keep this going!

lol! isn't that so funny? yeah i thought so! how many of you got it in a text? kk well the other thing is that i got 3 of those... Breanna, Mia, and my own bro! ok who is that speacial? of course...ME! ok well then about 30 mins later i got this one...

Your Mine! Today is national pick your own retard day! and you are lucky enough that you belong to me! hurry up and own as many retards as you can b4 i steal them.. ready set go!

lol... who comes up with these?

ok then a few weeks ago i got this 1 (so sweet)...

Hey u got a mirror? well look into it and no that u r 2 speacial/wonderful to let a guy break your hart! just remember that at all times! love ya! send to all the girls in ur phone!

so tender! but my fav is the cops one! lol... thought u would like these! love ya all!